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Ebay jokes - MP4 player shopping
In category Internet on 10 Nov 2006 @ 05:17 pm
I'm pretty sure that this isn't really meant to be a joke but it's hillarious. It's badly translated English that looks like it's been beaten to death by a thesaurus. I shudder to think what the mp4 player is like...
I have no idea.

65,000 whole colourful high-speed CSTN manifestations of colors of the 128 x 128 pixel hold
Support various music fomats of MP1, MP2, MP3, WMA, WMV, ASF, WAV
Unique movie function of AMV
The picture of JPEG browses the function
The TXT text reads the function originally.
The telephone checks the function originally
Game function
" Different dimension" disk function, encrypt parts of sizes adjustable whole, guarantee personal privacy.
A radio with high fidelity FM of whole frequency, total 20 conservancy broadcasting stations of 20+
Support the synchronous manifestation of the screen lyrics, learn to record the fast convenience of lyrics.
Humanization thin go in to fade out to broadcast, make ear felling more comfortable.
The complete sketch turn the interface operation and can move the disk document to clip the management
Inside place the microphone, high fidelity recording, continue the recording and can amount to 35 hours @ 128M flash
The USB2.0(FS) connects, tallest speed amounts to the 1000KByte/S
The strong function expands the ability, passing the online firmware upgrade
The convenient fragment A - B replies to read, the high fidelity contrast follows to read, 16 the segments become to broadcast soon.
Support the Windows 98 / ME / 2000 / XP, and the Mac OS 10. The X and the Linux Kernels are more than 2.4.2, don't need to install to drive the procedure
Nine precise electricity of classes quanity supervision manifestation
Seven kinds of machine with balanced tone color
Support 25 national language speeches.

LOLLERCOASTER!!
Maz

Stuff I want
In category Internet on 24 Aug 2006 @ 03:36 pm

Trust Google?
In category Internet on 12 Jun 2006 @ 02:06 am
Good to know that the Google definiton service doesn't just look for the word "glossary" in the url... Wait a moment..

/users/maz/journal/files/1150077921.what-is-zen.jpg

I'm still very amused.

CAPTCHA fights back!
In category Internet on 07 Jun 2006 @ 08:57 am
One of my favourite RSS feeds has to be from the Daily WTF people who now appear to have updated the source of their CAPTCHA test. I saw some comments to do with "truthiness" and "paula" from the infinately famous Paula Bean post. But I was still shocked when it told me to "stfu"...
/users/maz/journal/files/1149670626.stfu.jpg
Fine! I Will!
I can only assume that they've pointed it at their own forums to supply the words.

Last.fm fun
In category Internet on 20 Mar 2006 @ 01:10 am
Found this feature in there somewhere. Kinda cool. I assume it's going to keep updating and stuff. Now you can all see what kind of horrible music I'm listening to. If I like it too much I'll make a module for it and put it in the sidebar of my site.

http://imagegen.last.fm/myspacecolors/recenttracks/iamMaz.gif

Maz


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