And I had the day off. As did most Australians.

Me hears [ Citizen King - Better Days ]

Haven't written anything on here for ages. Probably not much point as I don't have an action packed life or anything and I should probably give up now. But maybe I'll be in car chases and speedboat crashes tomorrow? One can only hope. Anyone know where you'd get a good doomsday weapon? Not Iraq, they didn't have any.

And in the exciting world of IT this week...
I lied. It doesn't exist. Sorry to scare you.

I don't even know if I'm angry or bored. How sad. And confusing. Wow. That certainly an emotional rollercoaster.

Let it be known. I know the guy that told some girl to comb her arms who is somehow reaching the furtherest corners of the internet. And if he was there right now he'd probably heat up another sausage roll.

Anyway. I've certainly written more enough to indicate I'm still alive, or maybe this is a bot, I don't know.