There is a tag on our bathroom floor that says that, (off an item of clothing I assume). That should really be my job. I could follow a good looking girl around all day and hold her breasts up.
"No I did not squeeze them!".
O.K. Maybe it's not such a genius idea after all. But if there are any good looking girls who would like to trial the idea, please write me at

Maz
P.O. Box 666
Brisbane 4666

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